More From Lily Tomlin
- "Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?"
- "I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war."
- "Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."