"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" ― Lily Tomlin Topic(s): Business More From Lily Tomlin "Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?" "I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war." "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat." More In Business "The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back."― Dave Chappelle "Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business."― Dave Barry "President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history."― Newt Gingrich