"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house." ― Lewis Grizzard Topic(s): Hope More From Lewis Grizzard "You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’" More In Hope "Our shared conservative values, our belief in the individual is the great hope of our nation."― Rick Perry "As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work."― Katharine Hepburn "The telephone is a 100-year-old technology. It’s time for a change. Charging for phone calls is something you did last century."― Niklas Zennstrom