"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." ― Les Dawson Topic(s): Dating More From Les Dawson "I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’" "Marriage is an institution and that’s where a couple finish up." More In Dating "It’s weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It’s a part of the business that grosses me out. I’m always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they’re also famous, and they can’t live their life."― Andy Samberg "If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice."― Jimmy Fallon "I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend."― Taylor Swift