"I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish." ― Lefty Gomez Topic(s): Government More From Lefty Gomez "I’m the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous." More In Government "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under."― H. L. Mencken "There was a chance for me to write one song for the section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and sang the old hits. At eight oclock the next morning I had written Memories."― Mac Davis "History proves that all dictatorships, all authoritarian forms of government are transient. Only democratic systems are not transient. Whatever the shortcomings, mankind has not devised anything superior."― Vladimir Putin