"There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them." ― Larry Hagman Topic(s): Funny More From Larry Hagman "I don’t watch a lot of television. Sports and news, that’s it." "Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals." "I was born with success. Lucky for me I am able to handle it. Also, I damn well deserve it!" More In Funny "I think the funny thing about acting for me – and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way – not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it’s that important to me – is that it is an ancient healing art."― Melissa Leo "I’m not a natural leader. I’m too intellectual; I’m too abstract; I think too much."― Newt Gingrich "Technology is similarly just a catalyst at times for fundamental forces already present."― Scott Cook