"I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’" ― Larry David Topic(s): Great More From Larry David "Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens." "Women love a self-confident bald man." "I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian." More In Great "I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete."― Ronald Reagan "At times unpopular measures are needed in order to change behaviour."― Lucy Powell "I don’t know that I have any role models now that are fixed. Definitely my mom – she’s the coolest. She’s worked really hard her whole life and I just think she’s got a great attitude. Moms just know so much it’s so silly."― Larisa Oleynik