"I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail." ― Kinky Friedman Topic(s): Hope More From Kinky Friedman "Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people." "May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore." "We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning." More In Hope "I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country."― E. M. Forster "I think I’ve always been somebody, since the deaths of my father and brother, who was afraid to hope. So, I was more prepared for failure and for rejection than for success."― Amy Tan "You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, ‘Oh yeah, I forgot about her.’"― Janeane Garofalo