"There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory." ― Josh Billings Topic(s): Funny Tags: people, there More From Josh Billings "About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment." "A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug." "Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves." More In Funny "Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons."― Michael Caine "You’re only as good as your last haircut."― Fran Lebowitz "I don’t trust doctors. It’s not to say there ain’t some good ones, but on a general level, no, I wouldn’t trust ’em at all."― Keith Richards