"Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it." ― John Ratzenberger Topic(s): Family More From John Ratzenberger "A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally." "On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they’d let me know right away." "Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they’re uncomfortable laughs." More In Family "I guess because it feels more open, but I think being married is way sexier, because it’s really like your soul partner in a permanent fashion, and then you strive for it to be something permanent, and that type of commitment and trust, if you can achieve it, is so good for the soul."― Leelee Sobieski "The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place, and common interest produces common security."― Thomas Paine "My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."― Jeff Foxworthy