More From John Cleese
- "I was always a sports nut but I’ve lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London."
- "Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?"
- "If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
More In Best
- "A lot of the fun lies in trying to penetrate the mystery; and this is best done by saying over the lines to yourself again and again, till they pass through the stage of sounding like nonsense, and finally return to a full sense that had at first escaped notice."― Anthony Hecht
- "That government is best which governs least."― Henry David Thoreau
- "A grave blockhead should always go about with a lively one – they show one another off to the best advantage."― William Hazlitt