"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." ― Joey Adams Topic(s): Marriage More From Joey Adams "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." "If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all." "Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway." More In Marriage "Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny."― Shahrukh Khan "The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character."― Peter De Vries "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."― Rita Rudner