More From Joe Biden
- "America doesn’t have health insurance."
- "I was kind of secretly hoping one of my kids would go out and make a million bucks. So when they put me in a home, at least I’ll have a window with a view."
- "Well, I thought the deal was, when you went to work for the government you weren’t supposed to make money!"
More In Thankful
- "It’s been a fascinating thing because we didn’t really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It’s been like, we’ve just sort of grown up a bit and it’s amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works."― Trey Parker
- "I’m thankful to be breathing, on this side of the grass. Whatever comes, comes."― Ron Perlman
- "Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain’t so wicked as their neighbors."― Josh Billings