"The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere." ― Jimmy Fallon Topic(s): Funny More From Jimmy Fallon "I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive." "Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking." "I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep." More In Funny "The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I’ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."― Gilbert Gottfried "Johnny Rotten. He’s a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he’d stand up and holler. He’s funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don’t think he’s a jerk because he isn’t."― Don Van Vliet "Chevy Chase and Bill Murray – we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn’t think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian."― David Zucker