"Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn’t: Go stick your head in the mud." ― Jesse Ventura Topic(s): Humor More From Jesse Ventura "I don’t believe we need the government’s help as much as some think we do. That belief sets me apart from the Democrats, since their way of dealing with everything is to tax and spend." "All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays… a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same." "There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That’s why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves." More In Humor "Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read."― Justin Halpern "People can undergo a sudden change of thinking and loyalties under threat of death or intense social pressure and isolation from friends and family."― Keith Henson "Clothes are my drug. I love Camden market – I have so many vintage pieces from there it’s unbelievable. Clothes are really important to me, they give me that feeling of happiness. I love being a bit free with it all and not giving myself rules."― Kaya Scodelario