"The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"
― Jerry Seinfeld
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Funny
― Jerry Seinfeld
More From Jerry Seinfeld
- "Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
- "It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
- "There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”"
More In Funny
- "I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they’ve done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction."― Ben Stein
- "Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you, and they don’t want to see it. You’re not entitled to be serious, you’re a clown."― Fanny Brice
- "Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs."― Alfred Hitchcock