"Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands." ― Jerry Lewis Topic(s): Funny More From Jerry Lewis "I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can’t get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That’s in friendship, that’s a deal, that’s a commitment. Don’t give me paper – I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that’s for life." "I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope." "I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don’t have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct." More In Funny "Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny."― Stephen Hawking "Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar."― John Krasinski "Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible."― Elisha Cuthbert