"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck." ― Jeff Foxworthy Topic(s): Home More From Jeff Foxworthy "My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this." "If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck." "You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education." More In Home "I like to stay at home and make cinema in my head."― Eric Cantona "I speak relatively little, except when I’m at home and I’m asking for things."― Roger Moore "Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast."― Jenny Eclair