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- "Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that’s why they never hit any home runs. It’s a safety issue."
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- "You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers."― Clive Anderson
- "I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say."― Richard Lewis
- "You meet people in Hollywood that are famous, and you’re not sure what they got famous for."― Rainn Wilson