More From Jay Leno
- "Politics is just show business for ugly people."
- "Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that’s why they never hit any home runs. It’s a safety issue."
- "Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day."
More In Famous
- "I’d rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous."― Ani DiFranco
- "People just assume that if you’re famous, you’re in Hollywood."― Megan Fox
- "I always loved working as an actress, but I didn’t understand why I couldn’t just opt out of being famous. And then I realized you can, and I think I did. And eventually, I came to understand that you can do that and also keep working."― Debra Winger