"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." ― Jackie Mason Topic(s): Men More From Jackie Mason "I can’t predict the future and I don’t have respect for people who try to." "I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times." More In Men "People of humor are always in some degree people of genius."― Samuel Taylor Coleridge "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."― Plato "Our theory is, if you need the user to tell you what you’re selling, then you don’t know what you’re selling, and it’s probably not going to be a good experience."― Marissa Mayer