More From Hesiod
- "Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage."
- "Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age."
- "For both faith and want of faith have destroyed men alike."
More In Funny
- "I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."― Dylan Moran
- "Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he’s always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he’s important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O’Reilly, except shorter and Jewish."― Denis Leary
- "If it gets laughs, it’s funny."― Rachel Dratch