More From Herbert Hoover
- "About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
- "I’m the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him."
- "When we are sick, we want an uncommon doctor; when we have a construction job to do, we want an uncommon engineer, and when we are at war, we want an uncommon general. It is only when we get into politics that we are satisfied with the common man."
More In Funny
- "When the sun comes up, I have morals again."― Elayne Boosler
- "When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it’s just wonderful."― Francois Truffaut
- "Confronting a stadium audience, you can’t see the whites of their eyes. It’s just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course, you can’t see the alleged billions watching at home either, so the degree to which you are intimidated is quite low."― Rowan Atkinson