"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." ― Hedy Lamarr Topic(s): Funny More From Hedy Lamarr "I’ve met the most interesting people while flying or on a boat. These methods of travel seem to attract the kind of people I want to be with." "The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn’t get a divorce for almost a year." "I don’t believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth. If I didn’t, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode." More In Funny "Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs."― Alfred Hitchcock "They’ll say, That’s funny, but you can’t do that on TV."― Shawn Wayans "It is, I believe, the greatest generation any society has ever produced."― Tom Brokaw