"Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here." ― Harry S. Truman Topic(s): Humor More From Harry S. Truman "Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of registering, perpetuating and transmitting thought." "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." "All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it." More In Humor "A joke is a very serious thing."― Winston Churchill "I know the history of the record business so well because I followed Billie Holiday into the record studios. It was so primitive compared to the sophisticated business today."― Tony Bennett "I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend’s garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together."― Steve Jobs