"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?" ― H. L. Mencken Topic(s): Funny Tags: institution, marriage, wonderful More From H. L. Mencken "A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable." "For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end." "All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it." More In Funny "I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It’s kind of based on how I am."― Jennifer Aniston "My illness has taught me something about the nature of humanity, love, brotherhood and relationships that I never understood, and probably never would have. So, from that standpoint, there is some truth and good in everything."― Lee Atwater "Study how water flows in a valley stream, smoothly and freely between the rocks. Also learn from holy books and wise people. Everything – even mountains, rivers, plants and trees – should be your teacher."― Morihei Ueshiba