"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Funny Tags: child, would More From Groucho Marx "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." "Women should be obscene and not heard." "She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon." More In Funny "If it’s inappropriate to write about, if there’s nothing funny about it, then it’s not funny."― Calvin Trillin "Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."― Ronald Reagan "There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there’d be something I’d miss that was funny in the future. If there’s a chance I’m going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that."― Dave Navarro