"If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age." ― George Burns Topic(s): Age More From George Burns "I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." "I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill." "Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." More In Age "I gambled and I lost. I failed in securing my options for this choice for myself, but I succeeded in verifying the Dark Age is still with us."― Jack Kevorkian "In order to fix Social Security, we must restructure it so that we continue to provide for our Nation’s seniors that are approaching retirement age, but allow for younger taxpayers to invest a portion of their Social Security taxes in private accounts."― Herman Cain "Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses."― Francis Bacon