"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." ― George Bernard Shaw Topic(s): Funny Tags: government, peter More From George Bernard Shaw "Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." "There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage." "Old men are dangerous: it doesn’t matter to them what is going to happen to the world." More In Funny "If I don’t have wisdom, I can teach you only ignorance."― Leo Buscaglia "It’s a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."― Zora Neale Hurston "I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends."― Walt Whitman