More From Fred Allen
- "We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."
- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
- "All I know about humor is that I don’t know anything about it."
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- "I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion."― Anthony Anderson
- "Peace with Israel is a strategic imperative for Jordan."― King Abdullah II