"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." ― Fran Lebowitz Topic(s): Pet More From Fran Lebowitz "Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football." "If you’re going to America, bring your own food." "Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw." More In Pet "I love cats."― Dick Van Patten "Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."― Chuck Palahniuk "Even cats grow lonely and anxious."― Mason Cooley