"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun." ― Flip Wilson Topic(s): Humor More From Flip Wilson "Funny is an attitude." "You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine." "My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish." More In Humor "If a dog doesn’t put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn’t happen you are only keeping an animal."― Enid Bagnold "Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we’ve done on the show, like it."― Matt Stone "I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I’m smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too."― Jim Goad