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- "Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment."
- "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
- "Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either."
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- "I get so frustrated when people tell me it’s unrealistic to create an eight-month emergency savings fund, or have money saved for a home down payment, or pay off their $5,000 credit card balance."― Suze Orman
- "My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that’s where a lot of preachers’ kids get off base sometimes. Because they don’t see the same things at both places."― Joel Osteen
- "Go big or go home. Because it’s true. What do you have to lose?"― Eliza Dushku