More From Evan Esar
- "Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."
- "Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it."
- "Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either."
More In Hope
- "When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope is to leave the world a little better for having been there."― Jim Henson
- "I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for."― April Winchell
- "Where there is no vision, there is no hope."― George Washington Carver