More From Evan Esar
- "Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it."
- "Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."
- "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
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- "The business of America is business."― Calvin Coolidge
- "I hate the actor and audience business. An author should be in among the crowd, kicking their shins or cheering them on to some mischief or merriment."― David Herbert Lawrence
- "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."― Mark Twain