More From Erma Bombeck
- "I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."
- "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
- "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is."
More In Medical
- "There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage – at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man."― Christopher Lehmann-Haupt
- "You’re safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track."― Mario Andretti
- "Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said ‘God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn’t the one on the plane. I want a real doctor."― Anthony Edwards