"I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Women Tags: exercised, women More From Erma Bombeck "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is." "All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them." "Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy." More In Women "I’m not sitting on a soapbox telling women what they should and shouldn’t do, but I know what works for me."― Cate Blanchett "If this world is going to be a better place for our grandchildren and great-grandchildren, it will be women who make it so."― Isabel Allende "The reality of marriage as the union of a mother and a father is grounded in our very biology."― Salvatore J. Cordileone