More From Erma Bombeck
- "I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
- "It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
- "Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago."
More In God
- "My message is that God is a good God."― Joel Osteen
- "When you use God as an excuse to hate people and you use God as an excuse to cut people down, first of all, I think it’s insulting to God."― Sophia Bush
- "There are two great forces, God’s force of good and the devil’s force of evil, and I believe Satan is alive and he is working, and he is working harder than ever, and we have many mysteries that we don’t understand."― Billy Graham