"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites."
― Emo Philips
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Smile
― Emo Philips
More From Emo Philips
- "I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”"
- "I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don’t know I’m only using blanks."
- "I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend."
More In Smile
- "Everyone looks so much better when they smile."― Jimmy Fallon
- "What do I like in a girl? I like a girl that likes me, a girl that knows how to smile and see the bright side of things. A girl that makes me a better person."― James Lafferty
- "If Margaret Thatcher took climate change seriously and believed that we should take action to reduce global greenhouse emissions, then taking action and supporting and accepting the science can hardly be the mark of incipient Bolshevism."― Malcolm Turnbull