"There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?" ― Eddie Izzard Topic(s): Religion More From Eddie Izzard "Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal." "I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing." "I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever." More In Religion "In course of time, religion came with its rites invoking the aid of good spirits which were even more powerful than the bad spirits, and thus for the time being tempered the agony of fears."― Paul Harris "Next to religion, let your care be to promote justice."― Francis Bacon "Religion, you can’t a handle on it, you just have to know or not know-people either believe or they don’t believe."― Dennis Potter