"Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal." ― Eddie Izzard Topic(s): Food More From Eddie Izzard "There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?" "I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever." "I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing." More In Food "Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food."― Diane Abbott "So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it."― Bill Watterson "I wait for the next opportunity to have something to do with food. If I get rested, my mind just starts creating new dishes – click, click, click."― Paul Prudhomme