"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers." ― Eddie Cantor Topic(s): Marriage More From Eddie Cantor "Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own." "Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you miss by going to fast – you also miss the sense of where you are going and why." More In Marriage "Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone."― Jean-Jacques Rousseau "God invented concubinage, satan marriage."― Francis Picabia "Only fools are positive."― Moe Howard