"Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer." ― E. W. Howe Topic(s): Marriage More From E. W. Howe "There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it." "Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them." "If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers." More In Marriage "We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."― Rodney Dangerfield "My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol."― Mercedes McCambridge "To be honest, marriage doesn’t scare me and that, it’s just once you’ve been together for so long, if you haven’t got any kids it’s just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn’t it?"― Karl Pilkington