"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ― Douglas Adams Topic(s): Funny Tags: deadlines More From Douglas Adams "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." "He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot." "Life is wasted on the living." More In Funny "There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together."― Josh Billings "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it."― Jerry Seinfeld "I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary."― R. L. Stine