"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." ― Doug Larson Topic(s): Car More From Doug Larson "The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment." "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." "The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball." More In Car "The only thing I do on a computer is play Texas Hold ‘Em, really. Obviously my cell phone is a computer. My car is a computer. I’m on computers every day without actively seeking them out."― John Hawkes "If they asked me, I did two shifts. I did sports, I did news, because I loved it."― Larry King "I’ve made over 20 movies, and 5 of them are good."― Tom Hanks