"What if God exists except it turns out he doesn’t really like people very much?" ― Doug Coupland Topic(s): God Tags: except, exists More From Doug Coupland "Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it’s not quite the same thing." "Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn’t arrive." "If you don’t change, then what’s the point of anything happening to you?" More In God "Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God."― George Washington "I’m going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell."― Joel Osteen "The sons of Judah have to choose that God may again choose them. The divine principle of our race is action, choice, resolved memory."― George Eliot