"There’s nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It’s a total turn-off." ― Doug Coupland Topic(s): Funny Tags: funny, nothing, there More From Doug Coupland "Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room." "The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member." "The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself." More In Funny "Funny is funny is funny."― Bob Newhart "One of the things that’s great about New York is that it is not a one-industry town. It has education, academia, the service industry, arts, publishing, theater, politics, fashion, finance, as well as movie-making."― Sarah Jessica Parker "If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners."― Johnny Carson