"If cats were double the size they are now, they’d probably be illegal." ― Doug Coupland Topic(s): Pet Tags: double More From Doug Coupland "On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they’re listening to what you’re saying, you’re off the screen." "We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes." "Men won’t read any email from a woman that’s over 200 words long." More In Pet "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."― Aldous Huxley "I don’t have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation."― Whoopi Goldberg "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."― Winston Churchill