"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them." ― Dick Van Dyke Topic(s): Women More From Dick Van Dyke "Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we’ll likely not see another like him." "I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste." More In Women "The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife."― Theodore Roosevelt "When I was 20, I went to Paris and tried to meet French women. It didn’t work."― Joseph Gordon-Levitt "Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."― Emo Philips