"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?" ― Dick Clark Topic(s): Dad More In Dad "My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables."― John Boehner "As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father coming on a white horse to rescue me."― Christine Keeler "My sister is totally my dad’s daughter because she loves sports."― Ashley Tisdale