"There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it." ― Dennis Miller Topic(s): Funny More From Dennis Miller "Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time." "Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things I’m liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I’m kind of conservative on." "I rant, therefore I am." More In Funny "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."― H. L. Mencken "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."― Casey Stengel "I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?"― Orlando Bloom